tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-45827313582614178802024-03-02T00:55:22.035-06:00America is an Obamanation!Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.comBlogger205125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-64871105971135204042013-01-25T08:11:00.003-06:002013-01-25T08:11:17.663-06:00Yeah, I Know It's Obscure. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-34544143647411255382012-12-05T10:07:00.001-06:002012-12-05T10:12:05.112-06:00What to Say to An Obama Voter Who Just Got Laid Off#caring <br />
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1. "Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn't win."<br />
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2. "Didn't your lady parts warn you this would happen?"<br />
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3. "Look at the Bright Side, Gay marriage passed in four states."<br />
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4. "Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn't that the important thing?"<br />
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5. "I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he'll send you a postcard from Hawaii."<br />
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6. "Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase."<br />
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7. "Hey! Now you'll have more time to play with your unicorn."<br />
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8. "Isn't it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?"<br />
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9. "Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common."<br />
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10. "Forward!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-46881654910981494772012-10-30T23:54:00.000-05:002012-10-31T00:06:19.967-05:00Coming November 6th...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span>"Yes, well, we had to insure no one would be tempted to harm the President," replied Charles. He then began to chuckle as he added, "and who in their right mind would ever risk doing so when it would put that thing in charge of the country?"</div>
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Sometime in the not too distant past...<br /><br /> "It was a dark and stormy night," typed a small white beagle perched atop a doghouse with an impossibly large slanted roof as a mysterious man in a sleek, futuristic-looking wheelchair ambled by him unnoticed, his rather egg-shaped bald head gleaming brightly in the morning sunlight.<br /><br /> Dr. Charles Lawrence Xavier, VI, a prominent Georgetown University Law Professor and a member of an elite Washington think-tank, was out for his morning "roll" through a section of Georgetown heavily populated by an odd mixture of comic-page characters and young college students.<br /><br /> "Good morning, Charles!" Shouted a sweet-looking little man with a huge head and a grin to match, waving politely as he retrieved the morning paper from his front porch, his little white dog wagging its tail in approval.<br /><br /> "Good morning, Ziggy!" Charles hollered back in mock-plesantry, then muttered under his breath, "Riff-raff!"<br /><br /> Dr. Xavier rambled on until he came to a construction site in Foggy Bottom. After carefully wheeling himself into position in the shadows behind the construction barriers, well out of the public eye, he pushed a series of buttons on the fancy control panel hidden in the armrest of his mobile chair. Slowly, quietly, he and his chair sank beneath the noisy city streets to the secret lair below.<br /><br /> "Ah! At last, Charles! We've been waiting for you!" A hooded figure proclaimed as Charles drove himself into view. "The members of the board are waiting, and some of them are growing quite restless!"<br /><br /> "Relax, my old friend," Replied a smirking Charles, confidently, "I shall soon put all of their fears --- and yours --- to rest."<br /><br /> "You'd better! We have an awful lot of time, money and resources tied up in this plan of yours," the hooded man shot back, "and failure is not an option!"<br /><br /> "Relax, Mr. S, I assure you it will work." Charles said as a sly chuckle escaped from him.<br /><br /> At the end of a long corridor, a pair of sliding doors opened at the approach of the two men, and they proceeded inside to the well-lit bunker boardroom, where numerous robed and hooded men and women were seated around a huge, fancy wooden table, chattering amongst themselves. The mysterious Mr. S took his seat near the head of the table in a heavily ornate chair. Charles, meanwhile, wheeled himself into position at the very front of the room. A hush came over those gathered and all eyes focused on the man they had entrusted with their considerable combined power and wealth in the hope of finally achieving their dream of altering America... and the rest of the world... forever!<br />
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"Gentlemen... and ladies... welcome to the future of America!" Dr. Charles Lawrence Xavier, VI, greeted the assembled group of mysterious and powerful benefactors gathered in the ultimate hidden bunker boardroom far below the unsuspecting streets of the most important city in the world.<br /><br /> "Today we begin a journey that will bring about the kind of change we have long sought, but which has, thus far, eluded our grasp," the wheelchair-bound genius continued.<br /><br /> "We've heard this same crap before!" Yelled out one of the many hooded figures at the large wooden table, "Why should we believe you?"<br /><br /> "Why, indeed?" A smirking Charles responded. "Because, this time, the people will do whatever it is we say. After all, we're the smartest, most qualified people in all the world!"<br /><br /> "Says who?" The skeptic shouted back.<br /><br /> "Says everyone!" Charles told him, as the exchange continued back and forth...<br /><br /> "Oh, really? Why exactly would they say that?"<br /><br /> "Because, my friend, they truly believe it to be so."<br /><br /> "And why, pray tell, is that?"<br /><br /> "Because they have heard everyone else tell them that for as long as they can remember... which, luckily for us, is a relatively short period of time."<br /><br /> "Why would everyone be saying such things?"<br /><br /> "Because of all the awards and accolades we have won! Only geniuses win such awards from their peers."<br /><br /> "What peers?"<br /><br /> "Ourselves! We simply begin forming new groups whose purpose it is to hand out honors to the smartest people in the world! A great many of them! Of course, all of these groups will be controlled by us, and we will decide who get the awards, which of course will be ourselves and others like us, who will in turn award us with more accolades. Soon, we will also take over all of the other traditional groups which hand out such honors, and likewise influence them! Before too long, it all becomes one giant circle-jerk of awards and honors and titles being passed out amongst ourselves."<br /><br /> "And what does all this accomplish?"<br /><br /> "Isn't it obvious? The whole world, or at least most of it, will be convinced that we are the most intelligent people among them. The very best and brightest the world has to offer."<br /><br /> "And no one will question this?"<br /><br /> "Who would dare? All of the people will know who the smartest people are, it will be obvious. They are the ones with all of the fancy awards and honors and titles. Anyone who questions that will, as a rule, be unintelligent."<br /><br /> "Who says so?"<br /><br /> "We do! As a result, so does most everyone else. All of the smartest people say all of the people who disagree with them are morons. Whom are you going to agree with? The smartest people, which makes you smart, too... or the morons, which tells everyone how very, very stupid you must be?"<br /><br /> "Hmmm. I think I like where this is going! So, I'm a genius, huh?"<br /><br /> "If I say so. After all, I'm a genius, so if I say you're a genius, I must know what I'm talking about, right?"<br /><br /> "Ahhhh! Brilliant!"<br /><br /> "Of course it is! But why stop there? We're not only smart while they're stupid... we're good while they're evil! Hell, if we want to, we can convince most everybody that we're heroes and they're villains! We could even eventually be perceived as something... super-human! Only a fool would doubt it! After all, we've decided that the very definition of a fool is someone who disagrees with us! Think about that! Who could dare to disagree? Soon, everyone will be clamoring to follow us, begging us to take power, to save them from the things they fear, to lead them to a better, brighter future!"<br /><br /> "So," interrupted yet another board member, "it will be that easy, will it?"<br /><br /> "Well, only if we can take control of all of the means of spreading the message. We need all of our minions and the useful idiots who believe in our vision of the world to take over the media, the schools, and the arts. So we start encouraging them to pursue these careers as a means of changing the world! Who could resist? Once we have a majority of control, we start purging anyone in those fields who doesn't agree with us from their ranks!"<br /><br /> "We also need to get absolute control of one of the two major political parties in every country," Charles continued, "of course, we have already made quite a great deal of progress on that front. America, with its rather annoying tendency toward individualism, will be a little more difficult nut to crack than the rest of the West, but with time, it too will fall under our spell. Then come the courts. After all, we need to make certain that they will uphold all of the unconstitutional crap we pass into law despite all of the quite obvious violations of the constitution!"<br /><br /> Laughter shook the room.<br /><br /> "I'm impressed, Charles," proclaimed Mr. S. "This may prove to be the most devious scheme in the history of mankind! Let us get to work!"<br />
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"Many people look at me and see someone who is one-dimensional and incapable of independent thought, and you know something, they are right... which is why I feel right at home in the modern day Democratic Party!"
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"Thank you so much for wearing the 3-D glasses, I know that you're all just trying to make me feel better, but I am afraid that won't help the situation. I am proud to be one-dimensional, and will always remain one-dimensional!"
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"You tell 'em!"
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"That being said, let me get something off of my chest! I am fed up with all of the haters out there on the Right calling me a 'cartoon'! The word 'cartoon' is nothing short of hate speech, another Right-Wing racist dog-whistle meant to demean and belittle myself and other one-dimensional beings like me, and we are not going to let them call us by that awful, filthy, racist word anymore!"
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"Gasp!"
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"From this day forth, we will be known as Illustrated-Americans!"
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"That's Right! And worst of all, the Republicans and their hateful, bigoted allies are hard at work right now trying to purge Illustrated-Americans from the voter registration rolls all over America, undoing years of hard work by ACORN, the SEIU, and other fine organizations who have attempted to give us a voice through others who could go into polling places all over America and cast ballots in the name of such great Illustrated-Americans as Mickey Mouse, Elmer Fudd or Homer Simpson! Don't such beloved figures deserve a voice in our elections? How dare they try to deny us our right to have people vote in our names multiple times in multiple precincts in important swing states and key Congressional Districts all over this great land! Make no mistake, voter ID laws are hateful bigotry against Illustrated-Americans, Deceased-Americans, Undocumented-Americans, and various other bizarre figments of people's imaginations and must be stamped out!"
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"Yeah! You go, girl!"
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"And another thing! What's all this crap I keep hearing about freedom meaning personal responsibility? As if! Why can't I enjoy the freedom to graduate with an advanced degree in something fun yet useless, like Gender Studies, never have to worry about paying back my student loans, and live at home with my Mom well into my 30s or 40s and have access to free universal healthcare, free birth control and free abortion services? I appreciate the fact that I have a President who doesn't want me to be punished for my mistakes with a little doodle or squiggle that I am unprepared and unwilling to care for! Mr. Ryan, I and many other young Americans consider it a privilege to spend our 20s sitting at home in their childhood bedroom staring at posters of such a wonderful and great man and would be more than happy to continue to do so for decades to come!"
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"Let's face it, the Republicans are just a bunch of meanies and buzz-kills who don't think the richest among us can afford to pay a little more to take care of those of us who deserve more free goodies! I say, why can't they afford to pay more? After all, does Richie Rich really need another mountain of money to ski down? No! Does Scrooge McDuck really need another vault full of gold coins to dive into? I don't think so! And don't let them try to confuse you with all their fancy math that shows that even if we confiscated every last penny from the wealthiest Americans, we still couldn't afford the ever-increasing cost of ever-growing government because we simply don't want to hear it!"
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"They keep telling us that we're drowning in red ink. Ha! As an Illustrated-American, I know a thing or two about red ink, and believe me when I tell you, it feels no different from black ink, blue ink or any other color of ink!"
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"Hooray for red! ...Except when states turn that color on Election Night!"
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"If math doesn't support our world view, then it is up to us to change how math works, because Heaven knows, our world view isn't going to change no matter how badly it conflicts with their nasty version of reality!"
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"Their reality sucks!"
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"Thank you, good night! And may Gaia deliver us from our Rethuglican enemies!!!"<br />
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Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-43030618562948332902012-08-30T22:44:00.000-05:002012-08-30T22:47:34.236-05:00There! I Fixed It for You!<br />
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The now former Yahoo! News Reporter David Chalian was fired after being caught saying about the Republicans, over an open mic, <a href="http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/reporter-romneys-happy-have-party-black-people-drowning_651119.html">"They are happy to have a party with black people drowning."</a></div>
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I can rectify that statement for you, David, with a great deal of ease... and it would have been true... and nothing that would have gotten you fired!</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_Cain">Herman Cain</a>: Former Presidential Candidate (2012)</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Blackwell">Ken Blackwell</a>: Former Ohio Secretary of State and 2006 Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_S._Steele">Michael Steele</a>: Former RNC Chairman, Former Maryland Lt. Governor and 2006 Maryland Senate Candidate</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Franks">Gary Franks</a>: Former Connecticut Congressman</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Swann">Lynn Swann</a>: 2006 Pennsylvania Gubernatorial Candidate</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Bongino">Daniel Bongino</a>: Maryland Senate Candidate</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Boulware">Peter Boulware</a>: 2008 Florida State House Candidate</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Frazier">Ryan Frazier</a>: 2010 Colorado Congressional Candidate</div>
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Butler_(Michigan)">Keith Butler</a>: 2006 Michigan Senate Candidate</div>
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And don't think that that is all there are. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_African-American_Republicans">There are more</a>. They are <a href="http://www.nbra.info/">growing in number</a>. And they are welcome!</div>
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Sad news. Long time friend of the blog, <a href="http://thirdwavedave.blogspot.com/">ThirdWaveDave</a>, passed away this morning after a long illness. He will be missed.
From <a href="http://marathonpundit.blogspot.com/2012/08/rest-in-peace-dave-logan-thirdwavedave.html">Marathon Pundit's John Ruberry</a>:
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"This evening I have some very sad news for you. Dave Logan, better known as blogger ThirdWaveDave, passed away this morning at the age of 56 after a long struggle with chronic myelogenous leukemia. </blockquote>
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...ThirdWaveDave was born in Urbana, Illinois and spent some time a bit further north in Kankakee before he did the most patriotic thing any American can do--he joined the military. He eventually settled in Folsom, California.
Logan was a conservative, a tea partier, but of course most of all a patriot. Besides his blog, he was best known as the longtime producer of the Andrea Shea King Show on BlogTalkRadio."</blockquote>
And from Dave's close colleague <a href="http://radiopatriot.wordpress.com/2012/08/07/dave-has-made-his-final-journey/">Andrea Shea King at Radio Patriot</a>:
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“ThirdWaveDave” Dave Logan is now entered into the beauty of God’s Kingdom. He left us shortly after the medical team removed him from the life sustaining measures this morning. Blessedly, he did not linger longer than 30 minutes. </blockquote>
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We will be planning a celebration of Dave’s life in the weeks ahead. Dave was not one to call a lot of attention to himself as many of you know. A private man, his final wishes were simple — Dave asked me to spread his ashes on the beach here in Cape Canaveral. It will be my honor and privilege."</blockquote>
Andrea had chronicled <a href="http://radiopatriot.wordpress.com/2012/08/05/our-patriot-dave-fighting-to-live/">Dave's brave struggle for life</a> in great detail just the other day. It's heart-wrenching, but well worth a read.<br />
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I met Dave (in the sense one meets Internet friends, as I never got the privilege of meeting him in person) many years ago around the time I first started blogging. He was one of my first regular readers and commenters at the old <a href="http://intherightplace.blogspot.com/">Right Place</a> blog and we often both commented at some of the same places, like Pat Curley's <a href="http://brainster.blogspot.com/">Brainster's Blog</a> and I, naturally, was a regular reader of Dave's blog as well.<br />
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As the months and years wore on, while I found myself spending less and less time online, Dave became the Producer of Andrea Shea King's program on BlogTalkRadio, which I managed to catch only a few times, always wishing it could have been more.
In recent months, I have been following the updates from Andrea about Dave's deteriorating health and worrying that we would soon lose a true patriot and a fine man much too soon. Sadly, this morning, we did. My prayers and condolences go out to his family and friends in their time of grief.<br />
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So long, Dave. Rest well, for there are still those of us here who love this country and will carry on the fight to move her back to the right path, but we will surely miss you. God bless.Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-68515382990893851992012-07-04T23:50:00.001-05:002012-07-04T23:51:26.088-05:00Little Known Facts About the Founding Fathers<br />
George Washington's famous wooden teeth were actually carved from the very same cherry tree he couldn't lie to his Father about chopping down. Why did you think he chopped the damned thing down to begin with?<br />
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Benjamin Franklin, the inventor of the stove, bifocals and the Hundred Dollar Bill, did not discover electricity by flying his kite in a thunderstorm as legend would have you believe. He actually discovered static electricity when his kite stuck to the culottes he had just put on after removing them fresh from the clothes dryer.<br />
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Why did John Hancock sign his name so large on the Declaration of Independence? Because no one had invented shouting at the King by TYPING IN ALL CAPS ON THE INTERNET YET!!!<br />
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James Madison drafted the original version of the United States Constitution entirely in Pig Latin just to mess with everyone's minds: "Eway the Eoplepay..."<br />
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The Boston Tea Party, in which patriots protested unjust taxes by dressing up like Indians and tossing tea off of British ships in the middle of the night, took place in Boston Harbor on December 16, 1773. Not mentioned nearly as often in the history books is the concurrent Occupy Boston movement, in which a bunch of confused teenagers dressed up in tie-dyes and birkenstocks and sat around banging on drums while complaining that everything ought to be free and defecating in the public square.<br />
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John Adams and Thomas Jefferson both famously died on the same day, July 4th, 1826, exactly 50 years to the day from the signing of the Declaration of Independence. John Adams' famous last words were, "Thomas Jefferson still survives," though, ironically, word had not reached him that Jefferson had indeed passed a mere 5 hours earlier at Monticello after muttering, mysteriously, "Wrong again, John."<br />
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The reason so many of our Founding Fathers wore powdered wigs? They had been scalped by Elizabeth Warren's ancestors who liked to run around claiming to be Indians and scalping anyone who laughed at them.<br />
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Happy Independence Day!<br />
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Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/07/little-known-facts-about-the-founding-fathers/">IMAO</a><br />Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-45863816820764813412012-07-02T16:33:00.000-05:002012-07-04T23:51:15.239-05:00The Fine Print<br />
IMAO & AMERICA IS AN OBAMANATION EXCLUSIVE!!! Must credit IMAO & America is an Obamanation!<br />
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I have obtained, from a well-placed source, the copy of the United States Constitution used by Chief Justice John Roberts as a reference during the deliberations over the recent Obamacare ruling, and it explains everything!
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All you need to do is to read the fine print. Do you see it? Down there at the bottom of the document?
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Still don't see it, let me point it out. See it now?
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It not only explains this latest ruling, it explains the entire Obama Presidency! Oh... and we're all screwed!!!<br />
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Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/07/the-fine-print/">IMAO</a>.Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-6067738934253581892012-05-06T00:25:00.003-05:002012-07-04T23:51:01.378-05:00No Sitting, Just Bull!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/05/no-sitting-just-bull/">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-17248224488739517462012-04-19T00:39:00.008-05:002012-04-19T01:08:50.957-05:00Man Bites Dog!<a href="http://dailycaller.com/2012/04/17/obama-bites-dog/" target=" blank">THIS</a> brings a whole new meaning to that old commercial jingle:<br /><br />♪ The dog kids love to bite! ♪<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDG-8TD5I0tJ8M6g7eAA0L9c__HohI8qnQQJ5pkl8QNHXSEAMT-fEUmUjjoayPLyMWnJ_oZmuIVpfj0hAXiN56cPlZhUE-rNQoA5EiR8XHjD-dW9c2jwC3dtkn3uEQE3podgdm9HxVuAA/s1600/Chihuahualupa_5.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDG-8TD5I0tJ8M6g7eAA0L9c__HohI8qnQQJ5pkl8QNHXSEAMT-fEUmUjjoayPLyMWnJ_oZmuIVpfj0hAXiN56cPlZhUE-rNQoA5EiR8XHjD-dW9c2jwC3dtkn3uEQE3podgdm9HxVuAA/s400/Chihuahualupa_5.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5732982365885959346" /></a><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/04/man-bites-dog/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-64430943733930384772012-01-02T10:22:00.005-06:002012-01-02T10:39:27.984-06:00Because...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU9cjKACBjrfBEPhAUnTEBw3uZ1wfcPtXPAXTpBT_HfZCT86Yp2179U_W1_ZSXBJt3GozSS45N6GoSlXktLjUI53c6IQPdLoA_7sZ698orkyExMrtnVHtpRhAj0zt4Niz6NnEAe8hKm9E/s1600/Like_A_Nut.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU9cjKACBjrfBEPhAUnTEBw3uZ1wfcPtXPAXTpBT_HfZCT86Yp2179U_W1_ZSXBJt3GozSS45N6GoSlXktLjUI53c6IQPdLoA_7sZ698orkyExMrtnVHtpRhAj0zt4Niz6NnEAe8hKm9E/s400/Like_A_Nut.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5693071235730200786" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">[Click on image to enlarge.]<br /></div><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/01/because/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-11848963346057080212011-12-24T01:38:00.009-06:002011-12-24T02:26:31.966-06:00A Limited Time OfferOnce again, it's that time of year. That magical time when the days shorten and get colder and we all wish each other a happy non-denominational celebration of your choice.<br /><br />This year, why not give the gift that keeps on taking?<br /><br />Presenting, "Occupy Santa Claus Lane"...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX8VIi6vWNSeg-zSoZDn7bXRNB8y7iKDbz0UBD9h4XOPvUFceSOoXddMvBlKrFuHZn0hjDE2kP7iwJiEGqoAmAKxh-SVvlo_UmEIcwV_N336rUrn4P1fdK3A5XroPSmfN-3yo12g9eDmo/s1600/Xmas_Album_2011.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX8VIi6vWNSeg-zSoZDn7bXRNB8y7iKDbz0UBD9h4XOPvUFceSOoXddMvBlKrFuHZn0hjDE2kP7iwJiEGqoAmAKxh-SVvlo_UmEIcwV_N336rUrn4P1fdK3A5XroPSmfN-3yo12g9eDmo/s400/Xmas_Album_2011.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5689596226974497362" /></a><br /><br />Featuring more wonderful seasonal songs that never once mention what's-his-name's supposed birthday, sung by the #OWS Glee Club. Like:<br /><br />Occupy Santa Claus Lane<br /><br />Twinkles Bells<br /><br />The Little Drummer Circle<br /><br />Violent Night<br /><br />Also featuring some other wonderful new carols sung by many prominent progressive guest artists, such as these:<br /><br />ROD BLAGOJEVICH:<br />Blago the Big-Haired Jailbird<br /><br />JOE BIDEN:<br />God Love Ya, You Merry Taliban!<br /><br />JON CORZINE:<br />It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Larceny<br /><br />ERIC HOLDER & THE ATF CHOIR:<br />Gun-Walking in a Border Wonderland<br /><br />ANTHONY WEINER:<br />#Hacked! The Pantsless Congressman Tweets<br /><br />And much, much more!<br /><br />Best of all, you can just charge the cost of your purchase to somebody else! Order now!<br /><br />And don't forget to check out our past favorites:<br /><br /><a href="http://atrueobamanation.blogspot.com/2009/12/now-how-much-will-you-pay.html" target=" blank">The First Nobel (2009)</a><br /><br /><a href="http://atrueobamanation.blogspot.com/2010/12/operators-are-standing-by.html" target=" blank">A Solstice Carol (2010)</a><br /><br />Cross-Posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/12/a-limited-time-offer/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-73356730801352296252011-10-30T19:52:00.005-05:002011-10-30T20:08:33.969-05:00If You Flip Plan 9-9-9 Upside Down...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijRiD-MXZx3Bh8Mt5OD-oyt62no1BQpLA90rUgu0qHIuiiQgrvHTvucYcIWcLtXeoOKRpXQ4Wv-3MR9s_dKzO5gXctRZCDXr6rBgw1w-QBu6TR0V5BOutPI69iRIiLH_3vIbhkGkxGOS4/s1600/Plan_9.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 263px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijRiD-MXZx3Bh8Mt5OD-oyt62no1BQpLA90rUgu0qHIuiiQgrvHTvucYcIWcLtXeoOKRpXQ4Wv-3MR9s_dKzO5gXctRZCDXr6rBgw1w-QBu6TR0V5BOutPI69iRIiLH_3vIbhkGkxGOS4/s400/Plan_9.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5669454085023672754" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">[Click on image to enlarge.]<br /></div><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/10/if-you-flip-plan-9-9-9-upside-down/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-40963867769075253622011-10-30T14:05:00.004-05:002011-10-30T14:15:15.591-05:00#OES<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibDTWejuOF5N65qjPhjOEZPYSGxZ6c8272454KGo9uM1CznESt5sQ1fSE9X0Uc5FOr9RgFqfmef9VCRMoTlIhGncEBuQKkSBaVuTD1GLrn3GU4DweLnkBw2O88Zs_E48Tof1xGThvYySk/s1600/OccupyES.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibDTWejuOF5N65qjPhjOEZPYSGxZ6c8272454KGo9uM1CznESt5sQ1fSE9X0Uc5FOr9RgFqfmef9VCRMoTlIhGncEBuQKkSBaVuTD1GLrn3GU4DweLnkBw2O88Zs_E48Tof1xGThvYySk/s400/OccupyES.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5669363542709060162" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">[Click on image to enlarge.]<br /></div><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/10/oes/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>.Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-61096022435890891362011-06-14T13:23:00.008-05:002011-06-14T13:42:04.879-05:00Can You Dig It?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPXsAkFmHEYwwd2Mj6ZR63PtBaqrORdkVdUbLv3kTHn6Ym0BFQdRkTEI3zecc7x7GfPbOn-9av_lETfceHioup_VdKbi9riN6_09g6-ztHHKt3eCc0D9FEdWua2LC3FexeMLJ55-22Z70/s1600/Shovel_Ready_Poster.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPXsAkFmHEYwwd2Mj6ZR63PtBaqrORdkVdUbLv3kTHn6Ym0BFQdRkTEI3zecc7x7GfPbOn-9av_lETfceHioup_VdKbi9riN6_09g6-ztHHKt3eCc0D9FEdWua2LC3FexeMLJ55-22Z70/s400/Shovel_Ready_Poster.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5618146858865807842" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">[Click on image to enlarge.]<br /></div><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/06/can-you-dig-it/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-54938494497406759482011-05-06T13:01:00.005-05:002011-05-06T14:12:00.790-05:00Call Me Fishmeal...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_vHWJSeRX9YpMo4UoUkCnIA7lxLavPJQSB8Qz43TXfUuzl5jNORxywEsp3PcWsT5HjH5EeEx9ygi35WwX4FPlWbkXFOecrbOXYsgHbJ4gEvif0W1SNxLlPJ-3UMR2MD32t9fPYJPcCKk/s1600/Fish-Food_01.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_vHWJSeRX9YpMo4UoUkCnIA7lxLavPJQSB8Qz43TXfUuzl5jNORxywEsp3PcWsT5HjH5EeEx9ygi35WwX4FPlWbkXFOecrbOXYsgHbJ4gEvif0W1SNxLlPJ-3UMR2MD32t9fPYJPcCKk/s400/Fish-Food_01.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603682801392049426" /></a><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/05/call-me-fishmeal/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>.Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-90523394781530091722011-02-11T17:59:00.005-06:002011-02-11T18:24:15.599-06:00The Riddle of the Sphinxter...<div><br /></div>All hail Phar-0, <a href="http://weaselzippers.us/2011/02/11/inevitable-dem-official-credits-obama-with-ousting-mubarak/" target=" blank">the true ruler of Egypt</a>!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9TXOK5I_hHLowMV02nBZTpbpTLlu5KFoYr1qyg3E1tboQqj6BU-4bWaoqGK59_FUTcFmOLs6DMwZKxhg6iiC4iHI3XQGmKuaX34I3ghTKdzlbM5aaEhZosIxAlsA8qlK422SXTOKt0a4/s1600/King-Putz-Final.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9TXOK5I_hHLowMV02nBZTpbpTLlu5KFoYr1qyg3E1tboQqj6BU-4bWaoqGK59_FUTcFmOLs6DMwZKxhg6iiC4iHI3XQGmKuaX34I3ghTKdzlbM5aaEhZosIxAlsA8qlK422SXTOKt0a4/s400/King-Putz-Final.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5572586084499414242" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">♫ Born in Honolulu... If you don't believe, then SCREW YOU! ♫</div><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/02/the-riddle-of-the-sphinxter/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-2619665662201617342011-01-22T19:38:00.007-06:002011-01-22T19:57:48.064-06:00Rub-a-Dub-Dub...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGfuZdEy0D5dpfIwxgO1uEylg0Ofy01jN3mHzwA9Xofn8uQHPNqtg4UzFkPZEUbkjMmgVWoW_nLkVBQrMBPL3C5UcomGSJmyK3GlHCZc1k2Lz4ltbVWnMHMEcBgQGkt-jwuB0vB8ug9h0/s1600/Olby-Tub.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGfuZdEy0D5dpfIwxgO1uEylg0Ofy01jN3mHzwA9Xofn8uQHPNqtg4UzFkPZEUbkjMmgVWoW_nLkVBQrMBPL3C5UcomGSJmyK3GlHCZc1k2Lz4ltbVWnMHMEcBgQGkt-jwuB0vB8ug9h0/s400/Olby-Tub.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565189943726498434" /></a><br />Farewell, Bathtub Boy!<br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/01/rub-a-dub-dub/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-47129453147988985622011-01-17T01:19:00.006-06:002011-01-17T01:32:44.896-06:00Been There, Mourned That... Got the Free T-Shirt!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO3HX4FySXIjzihZzRF7f4RBipmDcsHrGLPiGOyfbN3csUt88YCr8sUwbzIjmCedqkUo-lg4htZ0_XEcEIH2K7dqyfBUFIEauQPJZhyysg6iSaHvkpLqSh6zuqpCPeTUMAB7NaVx0ZPok/s1600/Lousy-T-Shirt.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 363px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiO3HX4FySXIjzihZzRF7f4RBipmDcsHrGLPiGOyfbN3csUt88YCr8sUwbzIjmCedqkUo-lg4htZ0_XEcEIH2K7dqyfBUFIEauQPJZhyysg6iSaHvkpLqSh6zuqpCPeTUMAB7NaVx0ZPok/s400/Lousy-T-Shirt.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563051344173884386"></a><div style="text-align: center;">[Click on the image for a closer look.]</div><br /><br />Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2011/01/been-there-mourned-that-got-the-free-t-shirt/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4582731358261417880.post-60287544034597263002010-12-23T22:39:00.006-06:002010-12-24T00:00:07.553-06:00Operators Are Standing By...A year in the making! Trillions of your tax dollars poured into its production! Now, at long last, it's finally here!<br /><br />K-Don't Ask Don't-Tel Records shamelessly presents:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJBR6he4zgTaK6VpZLy-08uDQwD0hAQ0bac1sOTJpiB4DV3ZJl6_YFlFNINP6vJ1v_pB82MYk6PGqeZFbHQWDdAKcsVVPNW5cQDuGW1_UsuEGg1XvOtQiuKxvC1Us685LNyE9bEP0FjFg/s1600/Solstice-Carol_3.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJBR6he4zgTaK6VpZLy-08uDQwD0hAQ0bac1sOTJpiB4DV3ZJl6_YFlFNINP6vJ1v_pB82MYk6PGqeZFbHQWDdAKcsVVPNW5cQDuGW1_UsuEGg1XvOtQiuKxvC1Us685LNyE9bEP0FjFg/s400/Solstice-Carol_3.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554104329778025954" /></a><br /><br />Featuring all new recordings by the original stars!<br /><ul><li>Have Yourself A Merry Little Forgive The Expression - <a href="http://minx.cc/?post=309585" target=" blank">Nina Totenberg</a></li><li>Go Don't Tell It On The Mountain/Deck The Halls Of Montezuma (aka "Don We Now Our Gay Apparel") - The United States Military "Do Ask - Do Tell!" Chorus</li><li>The Twelve Days Of Lame Duck - Harry Reid & Nancy Pelosi</li><li>Away With Your Mangers! - The ACLU Chorus with The CAIR Community Choir</li><li>Do You See What We See?/Feelhiz Nobbyrod - The TSA Screeners Orchestra featuring Pat Downes</li><li>A Ban On All The Toys - <a href="http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2010/12/anti-happy-meal.html" target=" blank">Monet Parnham</a> & <a href="http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/2010/03/24/a-town-with-no-happy-meal-toys/" target=" blank">The Santa Clara County Board of Supervisors</a></li><li>Wikileaks (On Internet Are) - Julian Assange</li><li>I'm Dreaming Of A Tickle Fight Christmas - <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/10/glenn-beck-interviewed-former-new-york-congressman-eric-massa-tuesday-night-with-bizarre-results/" target=" blank">Eric Massa</a></li><li>Guam, It Got Tipped Over By Our Soldiers - <a href="http://wizbangblog.com/content/2010/04/01/rep-d-hank-johnson-of-georgia-concerned-that-guam-might-just-tip-over.php" target=" blank">Hank Johnson</a></li><li>O Come Back, O Come Back, Rahm Emanuel! - Barack Obama</li></ul><div>And so much more... you have to buy it so you can find out what's in it!</div><div><br /></div><div>Order now, and receive, as our special gift to you, that <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/jul/07/alvin-greene-dolls-south-carolina" target=" blank">Alvin Greene action figure</a> all the kiddies have been begging for!</div><div><br /></div><div>Also available again for a limited time, <a href="http://atrueobamanation.blogspot.com/2009/12/now-how-much-will-you-pay.html" target=" blank">last year's seasonal celebration album</a>!</div><div><br /></div><div>What are you waiting for??? Order now!</div><br />[Cross-posted at <a href="http://www.imao.us/index.php/2010/12/operators-are-standing-by/" target=" blank">IMAO</a>.]Mr. Righthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11350582052557378168noreply@blogger.com0