Giving the Dog a Bone

Greetings, my fellow Americans. As you have doubtlessly heard by now, my wife Tipper and I have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage. While understandably sad at this development, I also see it as an opportunity to explore a whole new world that I could not have freely explored before.

For one thing, I decided to get myself a new makeover! The trouble is, I have had it done several times already, but just can't decide which new look is best for me. So, I have decided to leave it up to you, my loyal subjects.

Please indicate in the comments which of my fabulous new hair-dos best reveals the real me, you know... the one that will have all the ladies just begging to release my second chakra!

Hugs and kisses,
Al

The classic:


The come-hither:


The off-the-leash look:


Cross-posted at IMAO

Well, You Have to Admit, She is Rather Marxish

Austin Powers testifies at the Kagan Confirmation Hearings:



BONUS!

Things that make you go hmmmm...

Markos "Daily Kos" Moulitsas:

Kos in drag:

Elena Kagan:

Hmmmm...

Cross-posted at IMAO