A Slogan Generator We Can Believe In

Someone put together a cool new slogan generator that you can use to create your own campaign poster for the Messiah!

Of course, if I ever get my hands on the Rethuglican filth that abused it to produce this piece of trash, I'm gonna need to borrow Jesse's scissors:

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h/t to that right-wing pinhead Van Helsing at Moonbattery