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4 years ago
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Caption Contest: Snow Job
1. "I'd be President Obama's cherry-lime snow cone any time," giggled Andrew Sullivan.
2. "It wasn't supposed to be a watermelon snow-cone, but anything Michelle touches immediately freezes to Absolute Zero."
3. By odd coincidence, the job of "Sno-Cone vendor" is also above his pay grade.
4. Famous Last Words: "You know what will loosen you up before the Saddleback debate? A nice sloe gin and absinthe sno-cone!"
5."See, I told you. If you shove a watermelon up your a$$, it comes back out through your mouth."
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Taste the Rainbow (Coalition)!
"I've done that".
Frozen mucus makes my mouth water.
Senator Obaby
Mmmm, parrot in a cup.
Obama enjoys a Hamas green flavored snocone.
Is this halal?
This is why I have purple lips.
This is what Obama does when he wants to warm his lips after kissing Michelle.
Obama helps Michelle's children by eating all of their dessert.
Now I've got an excuse for my brain-freeze.
Can't I just eat my sno-cone?
McCain was accused of cheating after he soundly defeated Obama in the snocone eating competition.
wow this is as frigid as Michelle's box
Okay, Hillary, I tasted it. Now will you tell me what it's made of?
Frozen gin & juice?! Gimme 3 homie!
Bart that is good!
I'll call your chocolate city mayor Nagin, I'll raise you a sour apple snow cone.
HEY! This ain't a Newport!
I'll save for the straw for my 8-ball later
Thank you sir! May I have another!
Soylent Green tastes better cold.
Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘America-hating, closet Muslim, racist Marxists eating snowcones’ for $200, please.
I finally have something positive to say about Hussein! Get ready…here goes: When he’s busy stuffing a snow cone into his lying pie hole, he’s not trying to justify his hate amerikkka, Saul Alinsky/black liberation/Marxist ‘community organizing’ and baby killing past.
Before I was a community organizer, I was in charge of quality control at the local Hawaiian Ice.
"This is not the snow cone I know." The cone was later found under Obama's bus.
What to eat when the Rainbow/PUSH pop isn't available.
"Nope, nothing yet."
Obama-rama aides tricked him again trying to get him to experience a "brain freeze".
See, Michelle? This is how you should do it...
The Obama Snow Cone, for those too afraid to drink the Obama Kool-Aid.
Obama demonstrates how he got Hillary to suspend her campaign.
"Just like that except this was tastier and a little warmer."
Annie Savoy was right: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.
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