1. "By the Prophet, Michelle. You have to lay off the burritos."
2. "Wind, I command you to cease!" Obama begins to believe his own hype.
3. Biden wins the fart contest... again!
4. "Oh, crap, it's Louis Farakhan's mother ship! Just when I was winning!"
5. It always takes a second for the pressure to equalize once Obama sticks his head into a room.
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