Saturday, September 6, 2008

The Oprah has no bias!

The Oprah is tired of these salacious accusations!

The simple fact is, The Oprah is not biassed! The Oprah has merely endorsed a Presidential candidate and refuses to interview his opposition despite having interviewed him and having his wife interviewed on my radio station!

You little people must understand, it's not like The Oprah has interviewed Presidential candidates when The Oprah didn't endorse one.

The Oprah is sure Sarah Palin is a good mother and an impressive politician, but the simple fact is...

I AM THE OPRAH! THE OPRAH PASSETH ALL UNDERSTANDING! YOU MERE MORTALS DO NOT QUESTION THE POLITICAL VIEWS OF THE OPRAH! THE OPRAH IS ALL-KNOWING AND WISE! ALL WHO DEFY THE OPRAH SHALL PERISH!!!


And don't you dare sign this petition, lest you feel The Oprah's wrath.

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