Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Now How Much Will You Pay?

It's finally here! An album that cost trillions of American tax dollars to produce!



Appropriately enough, it never mentions "You Know Who" or those crazy stories of His supposed birth at all. Instead, you get all new seasonal carols that every Progressive should love, allowing us to celebrate our new Lord and Savior, Barack Obama, the Holy Church of Big Goverment and the one true religion: Anthropogenic Global Warming!

Here's what you get...
  • The First Nobel
    BARACK OBAMA & THE LIBERAL MEDIA GLEE CLUB
  • Grandma Got Run-Over By Our Health Care Plan
    BARACK OBAMA, HARRY REID & NANCY PELOSI
  • Santa Claus Is Going To Drown!
    AL GORE
  • How The Stimulus Saved (Or Created) Christmas! [A Dramatic Reading]
    JOE BIDEN
  • It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Every Other Day
    THE ACLU ORCHESTRA
  • Rudolph, Our Cruelly Enslaved Animal Brother
    THE PETA HOLIDAY CHORALE
  • Bring The Olympic Torch To Chicago, Jeanette, Isabella
    BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA featuring OPRAH WINFREY
  • Parade Of The Winter Soldiers
    JOHN KERRY
  • The Littler Hummer Girl
    BILL CLINTON & MONICA LEWINSKY
  • For Into The U.S. A Trial Is Borne
    ERIC HOLDER
  • What Child Prostitute Is This?
    THE ACORN COMMUNITY CHOIR
  • Tingle Bells
    CHRIS MATTHEWS
  • We Thirty-Plus Pinkos Anointed As Czars
    THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT SINGERS
  • I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus
    KEVIN JENNINGS & THE GLSEN CHILDRENS' CHORUS

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer, operators are standing by! Order now!

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