Appropriately enough, it never mentions "You Know Who" or those crazy stories of His supposed birth at all. Instead, you get all new seasonal carols that every Progressive should love, allowing us to celebrate our new Lord and Savior, Barack Obama, the Holy Church of Big Goverment and the one true religion: Anthropogenic Global Warming!
Here's what you get...
- The First Nobel
BARACK OBAMA & THE LIBERAL MEDIA GLEE CLUB
- Grandma Got Run-Over By Our Health Care Plan
BARACK OBAMA, HARRY REID & NANCY PELOSI
- Santa Claus Is Going To Drown!
- How The Stimulus Saved (Or Created) Christmas! [A Dramatic Reading]
- It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Every Other Day
THE ACLU ORCHESTRA
- Rudolph, Our Cruelly Enslaved Animal Brother
THE PETA HOLIDAY CHORALE
- Bring The Olympic Torch To Chicago, Jeanette, Isabella
BARACK & MICHELLE OBAMA featuring OPRAH WINFREY
- Parade Of The Winter Soldiers
- The Littler Hummer Girl
BILL CLINTON & MONICA LEWINSKY
- For Into The U.S. A Trial Is Borne
- What Child Prostitute Is This?
THE ACORN COMMUNITY CHOIR
- Tingle Bells
- We Thirty-Plus Pinkos Anointed As Czars
THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT SINGERS
- I Saw Daddy Fisting Santa Claus
KEVIN JENNINGS & THE GLSEN CHILDRENS' CHORUS
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