My fellow Americans,
It is with deep regret that I must now move us to Threat Level Red on the Obama Administration DHS Threat Level Meter!
This is not a drill! Tea-Baggers have been caught voting in Massachusett(e)s, where such a thing was, just weeks ago, unthinkable! Worse yet, their interference in our Nation's cherished democratic process of the automatic pre-determined coronation of the approved candidate of the liberal elite, has tipped the balance of an important election there that threatens to undermine Democrat hegemony in Washington, D.C.!
This tragic man-caused disaster may bring about the destruction of the Obama agenda for health care nationalization, cap and trade, blanket amnesty for undocumented Americans, universal voter registration, future stimulus bills and many more wonderful programs designed to guarantee permanent one-party rule forever and ever, for the good of our Nation!
Please take this threat seriously, and report any and all future Tea-Bagger activity to the Department of Homeland Security or the nearest MSNBC correspondent immediately! Do not approach Tea-Baggers, as they are likely to be armed with sharp-edged cardboard signs and are extremely dangerous to our dream of a perpetual one-party socialist government.
Thank you, and may Gaia see us all through this dark and tragic period.
Sincerely,
Secretary Janet "Nappy" Napolitano
U.S. Department of Homeland Security and Political Correctness Enforcement
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It's good that people are becoming more aware of the situation this country is in. It's high time the people should really be on the alert level of consciousness while it is still not too late to act.
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