Friday, April 30, 2010

Results of New In-Depth Study Revealed: Bush May Actually Be Hitler!

In recognition of the 65th Anniversary of Hitler's "supposed" death...



















After careful research into the claims of many leftists that President George W. Bush is, in fact, a carbon copy of infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler, America is an Obamanation was more than a bit disturbed by the many eerie similarities we were able to uncover between the two world leaders.

Seeing as how George W. Bush was born into the world on July 6, 1946, a little over a year after the death of Adolf Hitler on April 30, 1945, we must agree it is quite possible that he is, in fact, the very reincarnation of history's greatest monster!

Consider the evidence:



HITLER...

Was a white male.



BUSH...

Is a white male.



HITLER...

Formed an alliance with Italy, Japan, Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria.



BUSH...

Ditto.



HITLER...

Considered the French adversarial and obnoxious.



BUSH...

Same here.



HITLER...

Had an aversion to the Poles.



BUSH...

Had an aversion to the polls.



HITLER...

One of history's most infamous bachelors.



BUSH...

Earned a bachelor's degree in history.



HITLER...

Had a funny little trademark mustache.



BUSH...

Has often sported a funny little "milk mustache".



HITLER...

Known as Der Führer amongst the Germans.



BUSH...

Known to cause a furor amongst liberals.



HITLER...

Had a FEMALE companion named Eva Braun. ("Braun" is German for "Brown".)



BUSH...

Had a FEMA Director named Michael "Brown".



HITLER...

His failure to learn from Napoleon's ill-fated Russian campaign cost Germany dearly in World War II.



BUSH...

His failure to return Napoleon Dynamite to Blockbuster Video on time cost him dearly in additional rental fees.



HITLER...

Once portrayed in a play within a movie by a character called L.S.D., who was played by actor Dick Shawn.



BUSH...

Once offered LSD while attending a play in college by two guys named Dick and Shawn.



HITLER...

Became infamous for the "Night of the Long Knives".



BUSH...

Became infamous for the "Night of the Long Island Iced Teas".



HITLER...

Sent millions to live and die in slavery and terrible squalor in concentration camps.



BUSH...

Played a game of concentration while at summer camp.



HITLER...

Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English.



BUSH...

Unsuccessful in his attempts to conquer the English language.



HITLER...

Created the notorious SS and Gestapo.



BUSH...

Once filled up his Monte Carlo SS at a Gas Stop in Ohio.



HITLER...

During his reign of madness, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of innocent people.



BUSH...

During drinking binges in his youth, he was responsible for the deaths of untold millions of brain cells.



HITLER...

Hated the Jews.



BUSH...

Not all that fond of Barbra Streisand.


Coincidence? Perhaps, but perhaps not. In the end, you must decide for yourself...

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[Originally posted on 3/15/06 at The Right Place.]

2 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

Scary stuff, that!

Scott said...

Uncanny isn't it! Stalin and Obama would really be a stretch---no media coverage of that one.