Alright maggots, are you little piss ants done with your wailing and gnashing of teeth?
Look, I've been in the military since 19 ought one and I know a thing or two about freedom. And when my nephew says things about Hope you better listen.
All this distraction about how he's visited 57 states is just that; A DISTRACTION. See, poor geography runs in the family. But DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU! We still fought bravely for our
See I figure that my nephew has already done his part fighting for Joos. Through me! So I can completely understand how he views talking to other leaders rather than bombing them out of existence.
So in summary, I'm sorry that I got confused with that pesky east/west thing and liberated the wrong concentration camp. Like my nephew, I was merely trying to instill some Change in people that I Hoped were not Joos. And besides, our friends the Communists got all the credit.
Which is as it should be comrade.