Why we should elect the O-man in 08

How's it going? Chase Michaels again.

Just got back from my coed hackey sack league. Those granola eating hippies can sack like there's no tomorrow, one kicked me in my nads. Anyway, back to my list of reasons why my man, BO Bama should be the next president.

Reason Number 2: Susan Sarandon (sort of)

It's almost time for an election and once again, celebrities are talking about all the places they are going to move if America doesn't follow them blindly into the election booth. First off the blocks is Susan Sarandon to Canada if we don't elect Obama.

Has that strategy ever worked? I would have never written in "Haywood J. Blomie" or president in 2004 if I knew that Alec Baldwin was thinking about moving to Canada if Bushit was re-selected. Sorry dude, won't happen again.

It would also have more impact if Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins had not already said they would move to Canada about as often as I've gotten baked and ended up going through the Taco Bell drive-thru backwards. Which happens more than I care to admit.

Come on celebrities, you need some fresh ideas. Here is Chase Michael's advice for you:

1. We need better celebrities who's tits have not headed south to threaten to move out of the USA.
2. Pick someplace other than Canada. That place is basically the US with better beer, more Polar Bears and free Viagra.
3. Throw in an opportunity to let us see you naked.

Example: Megan Fox should threaten to move to Mongolia if we don't elect Obama. However she should add that if we do elect Barack, she would email me (obamamania08@gmail.com) pictures of her boobs.