The Oprah knows all, sees all and eats all.
The Oprah commands you to vote for Barack Obama, lest you fall out of The Oprah's good graces.
The Oprah has no need for substance, judgement or even a modicum of intelligence! The Oprah only cares how you feel and commands you to vote with your hearts, not your heads.
Now, this will be impossible, you may say, as The Oprah lacks both a heart and a brain.
THE OPRAH WILL NOT ALLOW YOUR "LOGIC" AND "REASON" TO RESTRICT THE OPRAH'S VOTING RIGHTS!!!
So, in conclusion, go forth, and vote for Barack Obama. Your God demands it.
The Oprah commands you to vote for Barack Obama, lest you fall out of The Oprah's good graces.
The Oprah has no need for substance, judgement or even a modicum of intelligence! The Oprah only cares how you feel and commands you to vote with your hearts, not your heads.
Now, this will be impossible, you may say, as The Oprah lacks both a heart and a brain.
THE OPRAH WILL NOT ALLOW YOUR "LOGIC" AND "REASON" TO RESTRICT THE OPRAH'S VOTING RIGHTS!!!
So, in conclusion, go forth, and vote for Barack Obama. Your God demands it.
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I heard she was rewarding every Obama voter with a free makeover and a psychological crash-session.
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