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Monday, August 4, 2008
Captions We Can Believe In
1. "Now, Jar-Jar, in this next scene, you bring Anakin and Padme a big, steaming plate of space-waffles..." George Lucas was really starting to lose it.
2. "... and at night, my wife clings bitterly to my love-handles..."
3. "Well, that was a right pretty enough speech, but hope and change ain't gonna fertilize my corn crop... 'cept in a metaphorical sense."
P.S. I almost forgot, today is Obamamas... the most wonderful time of year. We should be singing Obamamas carols with our families a multi-cultural group of community activists. Later, we can hang tire gauges from the Obamamas tree and open our brightly wrapped packages of Hope and Change... which of course will turn out to be empty, but will nevertheless remind us of the True Meaning of Obamamas.
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Can I get a ride on O Force One?
So, that's a tossed arugula and feta salad with raspberry vinaigrette, a soy hazelnut latte and a bottle Evian, right?
Get on with it, fat boy. You may be George Lucas, but I Am The One, Barack Obama, and I've got much more significant things to do than stand around listening to you yak.
1. "A foreign language? Well I know a little German, she's standing to your right."
2. Obama's latest foreign policy tour, Appalachia.
3. Obama's ability to listen intently soon began to draw a crowd.
4. "Wow! THe Obamessiah! And I was impressed when McCain showed me that donut with Mother Theresa's face in it!"
5. "Yes, I got my tires properly inflated, any other suggestions genius?"
"Okay -- I may just be the geeky little blonde boy in the back, but I'm voting for McCain ....."
1) "What you need to do is go see my cousin Leroy. He can fix you up with a nice authentic-looking birth certificate."
2) (lady on right to off-camera friend) "No, I didn't catch all of it - just 'something something ivory... harmony... piano keyboard'... ?!?"
3) They all look alike to him.
Whats ARUGULA?
"Your Holiness, what you saw in the Congress this week was the war dance of the handmaidens of the oil companies."
"I keep my scrotum properly inflated."
Actually, until now, we didn't believe that Ross Perot had any children that lived.
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