Reason Number 5: The O-Force
When the evil hordes of undead old Republican corporate oilmen come up from the South for the blessed progressive virgin(s) like Allison O'Keefe , who ya going to call?
(cue intro music)
duumm dum dum dun....THE O-FORCE - coming to save the freaking day.... O-Force....Gonna put a smile up on ya face.....O-Force..dum dun..O-Force...Gonna turn that frown...upside down...o-force ..I cannot hear you...O-FORCE!
My name is Chase and I'm a....uhhh "Staff" Sergent in the O-Force. I wear a cape and my superpower is the powerful "O-Face". You know? O-Face. Get it? We fly in our O-Force One jet, piloted by Captain Jimmy Hope and Co-Pilot Bob Change. Together with our leader - The O-Man, we are here to save the day. Stand back, we're professionals.
So ladies, vote for Obama and maybe one day all your dreams will come true and you can ride on O-Force One. But only if your hot and over 18 (15 in Kentucky).
Reason #4: Chase's Seal of Approval
Reason #3: The Fist Bump of Change
Reason #2: Susan Sarandon (sort of)
Reason #1: Obama girls are easy