America is an Obamanation!: 06/22/2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

Obama Leads in Poles

Posted by Chase Michaels at 8:39 AM

Why bother holding an election, man? News from the venerable LA Times states that B-Rock "or die" Obama leads John "I'm old" McCain 87% to 44%. I mean, why put us through a summer of commercials and debates?

Thankfully Obama reversed his decision on accepting public funds. With all that money (including the $23.45 that I sent) O-man can put ads everywhere. AWESOME! I can continue to see Obama ads on the sidebar every time I open my email! While McCain kept his word and will be relegated to airing ads on the Home and Garden network in the 3-4am time slot. Take that Sucker.

Back to that LA Times poll that shows Obama leading 87 to 44%. People are complaining that the LA Times took their poll at a bus stop in Harlem. So what? They also supplemented that sample by polling people outside a Whole Foods store in Vail, Colorado. See, the poll was fair and balanced.

Update: Sorry man, I got it wrong on the polling places. The Whole Foods in Boulder was the location of the polling (not Vail) as well as next to the taco bar at the Kitteredge dining hall on the campus of Colorado University.

Thanks Alice.

Pimp My Greyhound

Posted by Rev. Right at 12:05 AM

Just the other day, I was reading about this group of righteous citizens that put together their own bus to tool around in and spread the word of Bushitler's many sordid high crimes and misdemeanors.

So, that got me to thinkin'. Campaign buses are all the rage now-a-days, so why couldn't we throw together a bus of our own to help spread the word of the Messiah?

Oh, but we can! Check it out, y'all:

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Now, is that a bus worth getting thrown under, or what? Let the 60 state tour commence!

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UPDATE 6/28...

Looks like some neoc(l)o(w)n named Howie over at The Jawa Report posted a hate crime from some wingnut calling himself Fasternu426 showing us his idea of an Obama bus of his own.

Well it ain't funny! Like I keep telling these fascist Rethugs, laugh while you can, Judgment Day is coming soon, crackers!

h/t to another fool named Van Helsing at "Moonbattery" (Moonbattery??? What's that supposed to be, anyway? What NASA uses to power their flashlights? I don't get it.) and at "Right Wing News" (Don't you mean Right Wing Lies & Hate Speech, sucka?) Busted! [Get it? "Bus"ted? Nevermind, it's over y'all's heads.]

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Obama... or Die, Muthaf**kers!!!

Posted by Rev. Right at 9:10 PM

My man, Sean Puffy P. Puff Diddy Daddy Puffy Ditty Piddy Poo (or whatever he be callin' himself these days), preaching the Gospel o' the Messiah at the BET Awards:

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by dollarsandsense123

Think he's kidding, crackers? I dare you not to vote for the Messiah and see what happens, you racist sons of bitches!

via Cap'n Ed (as in I oughta put a "Cap'n" yo' cracker azz) at Hot Air

Clearly Gallup is in the pocket of the White Man.

Posted by Father Pfleger at 3:37 PM

So the crackers at Gallup are claiming that Saint Barack Obama (Peace Be Upon Him) is now literally tied with John McCain.

Now, you can say that this bodes extremely well for McCain because the poll was with registered, not likely, voters, which all but guarantees results favouring Democrats. And sure, you could note that the polling sample was quite large. But I know the real reason!

Racism.

That's right. If you oppose Barack Obama the Miracle Worker, you clearly hate him, and by proxy, you hate black people and probably go to country clubs full of crackers who think exactly the same way as you do.

I mean, it's not like that's exactly the same as say, heading a church full of black people who hate whites, right?

Of course I'm right. I'm just not Right.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Why we should elect the O-man in 08

Posted by Chase Michaels at 10:33 AM

Chase Michaels again. Here to post another reason you should vote Barack in 2008 (as if you needed another one).

Reason Number 4: Chase's Seal of Approval

Did you see Obama's new campaign seal? Man that thing is sweet. I mean it has everything, eagles, pointy things, herbs.

It has an eagle that represents a big bird, that flies and can carry stuff you may need.

The eagle holds in one claw, basil leaves noting that Barack may be a politician, but he's a politician who can whip up a mean Italian dish with all the right garnishes and herbs. He learned that from his Italian grandmother, Maria Hussien Mancini.

Back to the seal. The eagle is also carrying some toothpicks, so if you get a little basil in your teeth, Barack's eagle will fly down and offer you a tool to extract the basil.

Above the herb/toothpick carrying eagle is "Vero Possumus". Which in Latin means, "I am the possum". I have no idea what Obama meant with that, but it's still awesome.

There's a rumor going around the Barack Blogs that the eagle's head can swivel so that if you don't need the basil at that time, the eagle's head will swivel to face the toothpicks.

Is this man brilliant or what?

Other Reasons
Reason #3: Fist-bump of change
Reason #2: Susan Sarandon (sort of)
Reason #1: Obama girls are easy

Monday, June 23, 2008

New Poll Results

Posted by Uncle Ivan at 6:17 PM

Of respondents polled, 94% indicated that although Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson have not been outspoken in their support of the first black man in history with the possibility of becoming President, they believe that Obama will eventually gain favor.

Basically, they have Hope. For Change.

That is all.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Meet the Democrat Super Delegates...

Posted by Rev. Right at 12:58 PM

Since all of us in the Obamessiah's inner circle seem to have been too busy to blog lately, I thought I would tide you all over with this incisive look at a sample of some of the key members of the mysterious but elite group known as "Super Delegates". I hope you will find it enlightening...