Barack's Brain Machine

The Weekly Standard

1. Obama gets Punk'd into wearing the Yarmulke of the Robot Jews.

2. "Now, every time you make a gaffe, you'll feel a small electric shock." Obama dies of electrocution while preparing for the debates.

3. That. Is. Why. I. Have. Decided. To. Withdraw. And. Support. Hillary.

4. The Obamassiah shows off a device he heard about on the internets he says will reduce oil imports by "147%." He's a little vague on the "how," but it's no dumber than his tire inflation idea.

5. The YearlyKos convention was happy to present Obama with their most advanced version of the "Mind Control Ray Deflector Beanie" to date.

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