Reason Number 6: Georgia on my mind
Recently I turned on the news and found out that Russia had invaded Georgia! I watched in horror and they parachuted in, had the Cubans and Mexicans invade through Texas. We stopped them in the Midwest, while a group of locals - led by Patrick Swayze staged a courageous guerrilla campaign. - I later realized that I was actually watching Red Dawn on HBO.
I also found out that breakaway Russian provinces name themselves after our states. How confusing and relieving at the same time.
After my little anxiety attack, I got high. Then I checked in to see how President-in-waiting Obama was handling the situation. He held a press conference in Hawaii. Check it out.
I bet Russia backs down just because Obama is so cool, he has to wear a jacket while in Hawaii.
Reason #5: The O-Force
Reason #4: Chase's Seal of Approval
Reason #3: The Fist Bump of Change
Reason #2: Susan Sarandon (sort of)
Reason #1: Obama girls are easy