Meet the Democrat Super Delegates...

Since all of us in the Obamessiah's inner circle seem to have been too busy to blog lately, I thought I would tide you all over with this incisive look at a sample of some of the key members of the mysterious but elite group known as "Super Delegates". I hope you will find it enlightening...

Super Dave Osborne

Super Mario Brothers

Super Grover

Electra Woman & Dyna Girl

Harvey Birdman

Big Gay Al

(Yes, he's super --- thanks for asking!)

Mr. Peanut

Captain Planut

Wonder Whoa-Man!

The Wicked Witch of the West Coast

Zorro

Black Vulcan

Black Panther

Lex Luthor

The Kingpin

The Joker

Simon Bar Sinister

Dr. Doom & Gloom

Buddy the Elf

Morocco Mole

The Noid

Captain Underpants

The Gamorrean Guard

The Incredulous Hulk

Chucky

Tank Girl

The Blue Sperm

Boris Badenov & Natasha Fatale

Aquaman

Orgazmo