Showing posts with label Father Pfleger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Father Pfleger. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Clearly Gallup is in the pocket of the White Man.

So the crackers at Gallup are claiming that Saint Barack Obama (Peace Be Upon Him) is now literally tied with John McCain.

Now, you can say that this bodes extremely well for McCain because the poll was with registered, not likely, voters, which all but guarantees results favouring Democrats. And sure, you could note that the polling sample was quite large. But I know the real reason!

Racism.

That's right. If you oppose Barack Obama the Miracle Worker, you clearly hate him, and by proxy, you hate black people and probably go to country clubs full of crackers who think exactly the same way as you do.

I mean, it's not like that's exactly the same as say, heading a church full of black people who hate whites, right?

Of course I'm right. I'm just not Right.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

DAY-UM! A BLACK man done stole the nomination from the WHITE, entitled woman!!!

Straight outta the south side of Chicago, y'all!

Now, I may be suspended by my Archbishop - or as I prefer to call him, The Man - but that doesn't mean I can be silenced! This is the greatest sin against God!

Hillary doesn't understand our, I mean, your plight as black people! What is wrong with that cracker bitch?! Why can't she just say right here, right now, that Jesus, I mean, Barack is the nominee?!

And now Barack is goin' up against John McCain! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! How dare he run against Barack?! Democracy is irrelevant! We need to make up our sins by electing Barack Obama President of the United States of AmeriKKKA!!!

DO IT FOR THE BLACK JESUS!!!

In Obama's name we pray,
Father Michael Pfleger