Monday, August 25, 2008

Flowers for Algernobama

1. "Your offering pleases me. Your family will be spared in the purges to come."

2. "Another bounteous crop from the People's Sunflower Agricultural Collective #315. Thank you Comrade."

3. "This is from your mommy? Which one is your mommy...? The lady screaming and flashing her hoots is your mommy? Which one?"

4. "This isn't arugula!"

5. "You stupid cracker , I can't smoke this."

1 comment:

Rev. Right said...

Unfortunately for the Senator, the little girl would not float when thrown into the lake quite like the pretty flower did.