Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Caption Contest: Snow Job

Riehl World View on a tip from Nice Deb (Hi, Nice Deb :-))

1. "I'd be President Obama's cherry-lime snow cone any time," giggled Andrew Sullivan.

2. "It wasn't supposed to be a watermelon snow-cone, but anything Michelle touches immediately freezes to Absolute Zero."

3. By odd coincidence, the job of "Sno-Cone vendor" is also above his pay grade.

4. Famous Last Words: "You know what will loosen you up before the Saddleback debate? A nice sloe gin and absinthe sno-cone!"

5."See, I told you. If you shove a watermelon up your a$$, it comes back out through your mouth."

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Taste the Rainbow (Coalition)!

Senator Widestance said...

"I've done that".

Anonymous said...

Frozen mucus makes my mouth water.

Senator Obaby

Anonymous said...

Mmmm, parrot in a cup.

Anonymous said...

Obama enjoys a Hamas green flavored snocone.

Anonymous said...

Is this halal?

Anonymous said...

This is why I have purple lips.

Anonymous said...

This is what Obama does when he wants to warm his lips after kissing Michelle.

Anonymous said...

Obama helps Michelle's children by eating all of their dessert.

Anonymous said...

Now I've got an excuse for my brain-freeze.

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur said...

Can't I just eat my sno-cone?

Anonymous said...

McCain was accused of cheating after he soundly defeated Obama in the snocone eating competition.

Anonymous said...

wow this is as frigid as Michelle's box

Anonymous said...

Okay, Hillary, I tasted it. Now will you tell me what it's made of?

Anonymous said...

Frozen gin & juice?! Gimme 3 homie!

Vmaximus said...

Bart that is good!

I'll call your chocolate city mayor Nagin, I'll raise you a sour apple snow cone.

Anonymous said...

HEY! This ain't a Newport!

Anonymous said...

I'll save for the straw for my 8-ball later

Vmaximus said...

Thank you sir! May I have another!

Anonymous said...

Soylent Green tastes better cold.

Anonymous said...

"Wow! This is almost as cold as Satan's c*ck!"

Anonymous said...

Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘America-hating, closet Muslim, racist Marxists eating snowcones’ for $200, please.

Anonymous said...

I finally have something positive to say about Hussein! Get ready…here goes: When he’s busy stuffing a snow cone into his lying pie hole, he’s not trying to justify his hate amerikkka, Saul Alinsky/black liberation/Marxist ‘community organizing’ and baby killing past.

Anonymous said...

Before I was a community organizer, I was in charge of quality control at the local Hawaiian Ice.

Anonymous said...

"This is not the snow cone I know." The cone was later found under Obama's bus.

Unknown said...

Sen. Obama continued to speak, however, as the snow cone was, in fact, obstructing his mouth and not his anus.

Anonymous said...

What to eat when the Rainbow/PUSH pop isn't available.

Anonymous said...

"Nope, nothing yet."

Obama-rama aides tricked him again trying to get him to experience a "brain freeze".

Submariner said...

See, Michelle? This is how you should do it...

Anonymous said...

The Obama Snow Cone, for those too afraid to drink the Obama Kool-Aid.

mpur said...

Obama demonstrates how he got Hillary to suspend her campaign.

"Just like that except this was tastier and a little warmer."

Army of Mom said...

Annie Savoy was right: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness.