Friday, July 2, 2010

Giving the Dog a Bone

Greetings, my fellow Americans. As you have doubtlessly heard by now, my wife Tipper and I have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage. While understandably sad at this development, I also see it as an opportunity to explore a whole new world that I could not have freely explored before.

For one thing, I decided to get myself a new makeover! The trouble is, I have had it done several times already, but just can't decide which new look is best for me. So, I have decided to leave it up to you, my loyal subjects.

Please indicate in the comments which of my fabulous new hair-dos best reveals the real me, you know... the one that will have all the ladies just begging to release my second chakra!

Hugs and kisses,

The classic:

The come-hither:

The off-the-leash look:

Cross-posted at IMAO


Amusing Bunni said...

I like # 3, the pink one.

Anonymous said...

The come hither wins!

Al said...

Since he is so big on the environment shouldn't there be a green look?

WomanHonorThyself said...

yea think greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen eh?..lolz

Derek Sapphire said...

You may think that this kind of photoshopping is amusing. But I can assure you it's not remotely funny.

It's also highly speciesist. I mean, were the poodles involved asked about whether they wanted to take part in this juvenile exercise? It was a clear violation of their animal rights.

And shame on you for mocking Al Gore. He is not just a great scientist, but a spiritual leader on a par with Gandhi and the Dalai Lama!