Friday, July 4, 2008

The New Patriotism [aka Amerikkka: Hate It or Leave It!]

Happy 4th of July, all you dumb (fire)crackers!

Here, enjoy your new National Anthem...

Hell, maybe we should just outright ban the 4th of July anyway! As the Philadelphia Inquirer says: “This year, America doesn’t deserve to celebrate its birthday”!

Now watch as Brother Bill Ayers of the Weather Underground, who just so happens to be a friend and fundraiser to the Messiah, demonstrates the proper use of the flag:

Now all he needs is to unzip his fly and let his love pour down in a golden shower. Or maybe he should get himself some kerosene and start a nice bonfire, huh?

Now go out and show your support for true patriots like these: Vote Obama!

'Nuff said.

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