Saturday, August 2, 2008

We'll Make a Mint!

[aka: "The Color of Money"]

The Messiah warns that Whitey is gonna try to scare you 'cause "...He doesn't look like all those other Presidents on those dollar bills, you know..."

Aren't you as tired as I am of a bunch of ugly, old, dead crackers on our money anyway? What this country needs is some new currency...

And while we're at it, how about some change we can believe in...

Much better! Like your pretty new money? Good. Now we can commence confiscating all that old, outdated currency! Hand it over, suckas! All of it!

Can I get an Amen?

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