1. "Now, Jar-Jar, in this next scene, you bring Anakin and Padme a big, steaming plate of space-waffles..." George Lucas was really starting to lose it.
2. "... and at night, my wife clings bitterly to my love-handles..."
3. "Well, that was a right pretty enough speech, but hope and change ain't gonna fertilize my corn crop... 'cept in a metaphorical sense."
P.S. I almost forgot, today is Obamamas... the most wonderful time of year. We should be singing Obamamas carols with our families a multi-cultural group of community activists. Later, we can hang tire gauges from the Obamamas tree and open our brightly wrapped packages of Hope and Change... which of course will turn out to be empty, but will nevertheless remind us of the True Meaning of Obamamas.