Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Yet Another Marketing Opportunity

It seems those filthy Repukes are trying to save the image of that moose-icidal maniac they've nominated for President of Vice, by selling her as a doll for little girls to play with:

Two can play at that game, suckas! Check this out:

It's modeled after that adorable Disney "Babe" character the kiddies love so much, and it even comes with a tube of lipstick so the little girls can have hours of fun giving it a make-over or whatever it is they do with their little dollies. Isn't it just adorable?

I'm even thinking of getting one for my new girlfriend.

And we wouldn't want to forget our esteemed VP candidate:

He comes wrapped in his own newspaper, and when you press the button, he rambles on for hours about foreign policy and the economy and all sorts of relevant stuff!

We ought to sell tons of these wonderful toys to raise some much needed money for our Messiah! Ain't I a genius?

Oh, Lord, I have got to get an Amen on that!


UPDATE 9/10:

From the comments section...

The masses demand a picture of "0" salo with the lipstick. Salo! Salo! Salo!... Ok I am done now
Mongol | 09.10.08 - 4:38 pm

Well, I couldn't find a picture of Salo with the lipstick, but I found a video of some Ukranian musical group called Salo that features some pigs. Will that do?


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