Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Chase's Obama Truths

Chase Michaels here. I have told you reasons why we should vote for Obama, now I have some truth's about Obama that I'd like to share with you.
  • Obama once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.
  • Barack Obama once showed up late for an interview at MSNBC. They adjusted their clocks accordingly.
  • On a high school math test, Obama put down "Change" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because saying "Change" enough can solve all the world's problems.
  • Obama built Rome, Illinois in a day. It's not that big, but still...
  • Obama made the Clintons disappear. Think about it, have you heard from either one?
  • The Obama's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Barack Obama.
  • Jack Bauer wears Obama pajamas.
  • In the Pepsi Challenge, 10% of people chose Obama...and he was like 14 at the time.
  • Obama doesn't reply to my emails, even though I am really nice. Why?
  • Obama was never addicted to cigarettes, cigarettes were addicted to Obama.
  • Google asks Obama for results.
  • If Obama misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
  • Finally, the answer is Barack Obama, the question doesn't matter.
Do you have others? Post them in the comments.

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