Thursday, August 7, 2008

Barack's Brain Machine

1. Obama gets Punk'd into wearing the Yarmulke of the Robot Jews.

2. "Now, every time you make a gaffe, you'll feel a small electric shock." Obama dies of electrocution while preparing for the debates.

3. That. Is. Why. I. Have. Decided. To. Withdraw. And. Support. Hillary.

4. The Obamassiah shows off a device he heard about on the internets he says will reduce oil imports by "147%." He's a little vague on the "how," but it's no dumber than his tire inflation idea.

5. The YearlyKos convention was happy to present Obama with their most advanced version of the "Mind Control Ray Deflector Beanie" to date.


Ed. Note: Proudly featured in this week's OTB Caption Jam


Passionate Conservative said...

The Star Trek episode, Spock's Brain was remade, with disastrous results.

Anonymous said...

FISA good...FISA bad....FISA good...FISA Bad....HEY! Somebody wanna come and adjust this thing?!

Rodney Dill said...

Now all I need is the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Rodney Dill said...

It went 'zip' when it moved, and 'bop' when it stopped,
And 'whir' when it stood still,
I never knew just what is was and I guess I never will.

Rodney Dill said...

"Mongo like Candy"

Spacemonkey said...

I've said it before and I'll continue to say it, the alien brain wave theft threat is a grave one.
Or maybe its not, I forget.

Chase Michaels said...

In a blatant pander to White men, ages 35-40 who still live in their parent's basement and watch cable at 2AM, Obama visits the set of Mystery Science 3000.