So what? Amerikkka does suck! But before y'all get your pretty little panties in a bunch, the Obamessiah has a number of reasons to feel proud about Amerikkka, too. Here are a few examples...
- 10) U-S-A --- it's easy to spell!
- 9) Thanks to our public education system, it doesn't matter how many states there actually are, no one can find any of them on a map anyway!
- 8) Open border with Mexico assures eventual death of evil white European culture within a decade or two tops.
- 7) Home of the best damned arugula and tire gauges pictures of old, dead white dudes can buy!
- 6) Where else could an entire party of far-left socialists pretend to be centrists to fool their constituents into electing and re-electing them year after year after year AND have a sycophantic press trip over themselves to help maintain the illusion?
- 5) Our flags give off very little CO2 as they burn... thanks in no small part to the wonderful Red Chinese who manufacture them!
- 4) Can't get enough of the angry gun-and-bible-clinging rubes in Jesusland to approve of your most progressive ideas? No problem! It's just a matter of time until their Black-Robed Overlords, whom we Democrats have so proudly entrenched on our courts, impose them through judicial fiat!
- 3) Uhhhhh.... uhhhhhh.... it's... it's... uhhhhhh... now... now give me... give me a minute... uhhhhhh... just... just a minute... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh... what was that... that other thing... uhhhhhh... oh, yeah! It's TelePrompTers™!
- 2) America may still be raping Mother Gaia, but at least we Democrats aren't allowing any more of those awful, awful oil wells to be drilled into her precious face!
- 1) They may be foolish enough to actually elect HIM!
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Willy has trouble knowing which way to point his prayer rug!
Good stuff
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